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"Who's Doing Who?"Written By: t-shirt Disclaimer: Gundam Wing and its characters are
copyright to Sunrise, Bandai, Sotsu Agency, and associated parties.
I make no money with this fic. Rating: R Warnings: Fluff, mention of lemon Pairings: 1x2, HxOC, mention of
3x4 Summary: Heero and Duo share a conversation about who is doing who. "Who's Doing Who?" “What?” Hiiro inquired of his snickering partner. “Check it out,” Duo replied indicating where Hilde was talking with a young man named Carson who was the eldest son of their biggest customer. Hiiro watched the pair for a time then shrugged, “What’s funny about them talking?” “They’re doing a lot more than talking,” Duo grinned popping the last bit of his candy bar in his mouth. “See there?” he chuckled kicking back in his chair and Hiiro watched the couple but saw nothing odd. “His hand,” Duo pointed out grinning wider. Hiiro noted the hand in question was dangling precariously close to Hilde’s left butt cheek and cocked a brow. “If she doesn’t slap him in ten seconds he’s in,” Duo commented. Hiiro watched with interest as the young mans hand drifted ever closer eventually brushing softly against the girls buttocks whereupon she blushed and averted her eyes but did not pull away from the purposely inadvertent touch. “Oh, man,” Duo laughed softly turning up his soda. “Well, at least someone’s getting laid tonight.” “You think she’ll sleep with him?” Hiiro pondered. “Oh yeah,” Duo nodded. “But sleeping isn’t what they’ve got in mind,” he laughed gaining a delightful light when he glanced at Hiiro’s thoughtful expression. “Maybe you should talk to her.” “Why?” “Carson’s an ok guy,” Hiiro reasoned. “But I doubt he’s serious about her.” “Love isn’t the game they’re playing,” Duo explained. “That’s pure, animal magnetism,” he went on at Hiiro’s perplexed gaze. “You mean they only want to sleep together.” “I mean they want to bang each other’s brains out,” Duo snorted. “Doesn’t mean they want to pick out curtains.” Hiiro considered his words as he watched Carson expertly maneuver their minor partner into a shadow along the building and step up the heat by kissing her. “And you’re ok with that?” “It’s her life,” Duo shrugged. “Besides, there’s no harm in letting off a little steam.” Again Hiiro considered as he watched the couple sink further into the darkness. “Have you ever…?” “What?” Duo wondered turning his attention to his inquisitive partner. “You mean bang someone just for the fun of it?” Hiiro chose to nod instead of speak. “Sure,” Duo shrugged turning his soda up again then grinning demonically at his partner. “But you’ll never guess who.” “Who?” Hiiro echoed somewhat taken aback. “Someone I know?” “Oh yeah,” Duo chuckled kicking back to tuck his hands behind his head. “Tell me,” Hiiro demanded sitting forward a little. “Guess,” Duo countered cockily. The Japanese boy grumbled but his eyes shifted to where Hilde and Carson had disappeared, “Hilde?” “Nooo!” Duo chuckled grimacing at the very idea. Hiiro thought for a moment longer then tried again. “Madison from the market?” “Ut un.” “Carol?” “Nope!” “Jammie?” “Uh… negative,” Duo grimaced. “Come on, man. She’s like twelve.” “She’s fourteen.” “A baby,” Duo scoffed. Hiiro’s bottom lip curled downward as he thought again. “Give me a clue.” “Like what?” Duo chuckled arrogantly. “Are we talking about one person?” “I’m not renting it out,” Duo grumbled. “I didn’t mean it like that,” Hiiro sighed. “Ok… recently?” Duo cocked a brow and squinted his right eye thoughtfully. “Started during the war,” he offered. “And not Hilde,” Hiiro reasoned thinking hard while Duo smiled smugly. A strange light came into the Japanese boy’s eyes as he cautiously and with little conviction and a whole lot of apprehension asked, “Catherine?” “Oh, HELL no!” Duo chortled. “Noin?” Duo cocked a brow but shook his head. “You never met Silvia,” Hiiro reasoned. “Who?” “Never mind,” the Japanese boy sighed. “Milisan?” Duo shook his head recalling the blond girl from their short days at St. Gabriel’s during the war. “Not Sally?” “I like my gonads where they are,” Duo grinned. Hiiro’s face screwed up unpleasantly as he asked, “Dorothy?” “Brrrr,” Duo shivered then went still as Hiiro’s face bled to white. A long moment passed in which the longhaired boy wasn’t sure if his partner had suddenly taken ill before he very softly intoned, “Relena?” “Ah, geez, man!” Duo groused shaking off a chill. “You’re going to give me nightmares, man!” “Well, there’s no one else left!” Hiiro grumbled. “Sure there is,” Duo grinned. “That’s everyone we’re mutually acquainted with,” Hiiro insisted but his color faded to green when Duo’s lips slowly curled and he simply replied… “No… it’s only the girls.” Hiiro swallowed very hard. “You… you slept… with a guy?” he deadpanned. “Yeah,” Duo replied defensively. “You have a problem with that?” “No!” Hiiro barked apologetically. “I’m just… you’re not pulling my leg?” Duo shook his head seeming very pleased with himself. “All right,” Hiiro sighed thinking again before tentatively asking, “Solo?” “I was twelve,” Duo groaned sardonically chuckling when Hiiro’s shoulders slumped with relief. “A Sweeper?” “Do you know any Sweepers?” the longhaired boy grinned. “Just Howard.” “Don’t make me hurt you.” Hiiro nodded his agreement then gasped as his eyes flew open, “Quatre!?” “Sweet,” Duo grinned but shook his head. “I’d rather Trowa didn’t have a reason to rearrange my physical attributes.” “Trowa?” Hiiro breathed. “Oh, come on,” Duo laughed. “They’ve been bumping uglies since Trowa got his memory back.” “Bumping…?” Hiiro began but stopped when Duo raised a brow. “Oh!” he exclaimed. “Really?” At Duo’s nod he sighed and returned to the main topic grumbling poutily when he surmised, “Well, it damn sure wasn’t me.” “Only one left,” Duo grinned. Hiiro’s eyes shot open wide and Duo gasped as he gripped his upper arms and growled, “Zechs!?!” “Fuck no!” Duo grumbled brushing him off. “Man, you suck at this,” he chuckled. “Who then?” Hiiro demanded dejectedly. “Give up?” The Japanese boy slumped in frustration for a time then very slowly turned toward the grinning face of his long time friend and partner, the expression on his face one that might have been wrought by the sudden purpling of the moon and Duo’s smile widened dangerously as he evenly intoned. “Chang.” “None other,” the longhaired boy grinned. “You slept with Chang Wufei,” Hiiro deadpanned. “Not really,” Duo replied making his partners face do some very strange things until he added, “We never managed to actually fall asleep together.” “You had sex with Chang Wufei!?” Hiiro growled indignantly. “Shhh!” Duo hissed glancing at where Hilde was still missing. “Keep it down will you?” he grumbled. “I doubt Fei wants it broadcast all over the colonies.” “When?” Hiiro demanded. “Couple times,” Duo shrugged. “When!?” Hiiro growled corralling him in his chair. Duo gazed at him somewhat thunderstruck by his reaction but replied, “On the moon, when we were being held together,” he explained. “You almost died,” Hiiro recalled calming somewhat. “Yeah,” Duo nodded eyeing him curiously. “Seemed a shame to die a virgin,” he chuckled. “And?” Hiiro prompted making it clear he would not relent until he got the information. “On the Peacemillion,” Duo revealed. “After you left to rescue Relena.” “I didn’t…” Hiiro began then stopped before the words could become a lie. “You didn’t expect to live through the battle,” he said instead. “Did any of us?” Duo laughed lightly. Hiiro thought for a moment slowly backing off then sighed and commented, “Doesn’t sound like it was just casual sex for fun.” “Well, it sure wasn’t because we’re in love,” Duo chuckled. “Are you sure that’s how he feels?” Hiiro inquired more soberly. “Yeah,” Duo nodded relaxing back in his chair again. “He’s a passionate guy but he’s still not over his wife.” Hiiro’s cheeks pinked but he forced the issue and repeated, “Passionate?” Duo grinned widely and replied with sparkling eyes, “Fervently.” “Never mind,” Hiiro suddenly grumbled turning away. “You asked,” Duo chuckled but his partner wasn’t playing along. “Hey,” he prompted cautiously leaning forward in his concern. “You’re not upset are you?” The lack of a response seemed to confirm the possibility. “Hey, man,” he soothed sighing softly before adding. “I’m sorry. I didn’t think it would bother you. You don’t seem like the homophobic type.” “I’m not homophobic!” Hiiro grumbled. “Then what’s your problem?” Duo grumped. “I…” Hiiro began but though his lips moved no sound was forthcoming. “You never…. I thought…” “One sentence at a time,” Duo chuckled supportively gazing expectantly into his friends eyes. “I never realized,” Hiiro told him unable to hold his gaze. “What?” Duo prompted gently. “That I’m gay?” “That I…” Hiiro confessed turning back to capture his gaze, “stood a chance.” Duo swallowed very hard. “You… um… Do you mean…? I mean… I never thought…” “Are you sure Wufei doesn’t harbor any deeper feelings for you?” Hiiro asked moving closer. “Positive,” Duo smiled having trouble masking the sudden trembling inside him. “We were just friends,” he explained shying playfully as Hiiro encroached on his personal space. “You know? Letting off a little steam.” “I think,” Hiiro grinned coming to hover over his mouth. “There’s a lot more than just steam involved here.” “God damn, I hope so,” Duo chuckled nervously. “Only one way to find out,” Hiiro smiled as he brought their mouths together and growled devilishly as Duo moaned and folded beneath him. ** “Well,” Hilde breathed happily. “It’s about damn time,” she grinned watching as Hiiro pushed Duo down behind the counter. “Are they…?” Carson inquired cocking a comical brow at the pair. “I thought they’d never figure it out,” the girl chuckled accepting the kiss her companion offered. “So,” the young man smiled cuddling her still damp body close. “When are you going to tell them?” “Right after the wedding,” she giggled turning in his arms to embrace his neck. “Ours or theirs?” Carson smiled gathering his chuckling lover in his arms. owari :)
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