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" Routine Truth or Dare"Written By: Zazu Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, nor do I
own the characters. I have borrowed them here for some fun and creativity,
and this is not for profit. I do, however, own the plot mentioned
here, and any instances that you may find similar to real life events
are purely a coincidence. All of the characters depicted in this story
are adults. Rating: R Warnings: dialogue fic, fluff Pairings: 1x2 Summary: Duo's been playing 'Truth or Dare' at
the water cooler " Routine Truth or Dare " “Duo?”
“Yeah?”
“I just walked by the cooler and…”
“And?”
“And I heard someone say ‘I didn’t realize Heero was so kinky’.”
Laughter. “Kinky? What the hell?”
“What did you tell Erin this time?”
“What makes you think I told Erin anything?”
“Duo, today’s Wednesday. You and Erin always play ‘Truth or Dare’ at the cooler on Tuesdays. What did she ask you yesterday?”
“She asked me for the date of the first time I slept with you.”
“What? And you couldn’t have taken the dare?”
“Hey, you told me not to! The last time I did I had to write graffiti about you in the ladies change room!”
A sigh. “But how did Erin get from that to me being…kinky?”
“You say that word like its offensive.”
“It is when I’m not sure how I got labelled with it.”
“I told her the truth. November 18, AC 195, on the foot of your Gundam.”
“What! We never-”
“We didn’t have the equipment to pitch a tent. We huddled for warmth and we sat on the foot of Wing Zero!”
“Wait. We didn’t do anything that night!”
“We slept together.”
“No we didn’t…oh God. No wonder they thought we were kinky.”
“I answered the question honestly! That was the first time we slept together!”
“…”
“What, you’d have preferred if I told her that our first time was in a janitor’s closet at the school where we were undercover, where we lasted only a few minutes before you came in me and I came all over you? Where there was no actual sleeping involved? Why is it called sleeping together, anyway? There isn’t much sleeping involved and it doesn’t always take place where you can sleep after.”
A calculating gaze. “I can think of another closet that we can slip into in five minutes when everyone goes back to their desk and focuses for at least twenty minutes...”
A pull on a tie to close the distance. “You are kinky, Heero.”
“Yeah, well, no one has the right to call me that but you…unless that’s a complaint?”
“Oh no, not a complaint at all. I hope you have a spare tie, though, because I plan to use this one to tie your hands behind your back so I can have my wicked way with you.”
“…And they call me the kinky one.”
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