"Birds Of A Feather"

Written By: Stone Angel

 

Disclaimer: I WISH I was making money off this. And I wish I owned the characters. But, sadly, they're just my playthings and other people who are richer and happier than I can claim otherwise.

Rating: R

Warnings: TWT, shounen ai, sap, fluff, occaisional silliness, humor, angst, blood, violence, language, kinda super natural.

Pairings: 1x2

Authors Notes: It's Super Natural in a really wierd way(that isn't even a good way to describe it), *NOT* SCI-FI, *NOT* DARK in the least, and it's something that I'm sure many of us have thought of at one time or another but I've never read anything about it so I'm changing that. Hmph.

Archive: Steal it or any parts of it and I WILL kill you. I’m not kidding, I’ve seen me do it

I hope you like it. ^_^

Spoilers: Yeah, a few. Unfortunately, they are from several episodes from all over the the series(including the Episode Zero manga) so listing them all would be pointless. And they are things that I think everyone knows already. But, to cover my own ass, if you have not seen the show, don't read. Also, why would you be here? 0_o


Feedback: I will love you forever if you let me know what you think. Good comments adored, CC welcomed, flames laughed at.

THANKS TO... KOHAKU!!! (glomps!), who helped me work out a few things with the fic. You rock!


"Birds Of A Feather"

 

CHAPTER 2:
Heero awoke slowly and groaned, stretching all his limbs before laying still and staring at the ceiling.

A glance at his laptop ruined his hope of having a new message. It was blank.

"No news... No word from Dr. J... No missions..." He said softly to himself. "And I call myself a soldier. K’so." Standing, he stumbled out of bed to the bathroom to brush his teeth before he Folded, dressed, and headed downstairs to find some breakfast.

He found Duo sitting at the table with a newspaper and a half-empty cup of coffee.

The braided boy turned to him and grinned. "G’morning."

"’hayo." Heero muttered as he walked past and got a glass of water, downing it.

"Want some coffee?" The other boy asked cheerfully.

"No. Just like every other morning you’ve asked me that." He said and refilled the glass.

Duo was silent behind him and he sighed to himself as he heard the newspaper rustle.

‘All right, that was exceptionally rude. Why is it that everything I say comes out to sound worse than I meant it when I talk to him?’ He wondered and drank the water quickly.

Duo was not the only person that gave Heero that problem. It seemed like he couldn’t say anything to anyone without it sounding harsh. It had been that way for years. He had begun acting that way and speaking rudely as a child to keep people away and it had slowly become his nature. So much so, that even when he wanted to try to say something friendly, or even neutral, he usually ended up saying something cold. It seemed that everything he said was anything but what he intended unless he spent time thinking about how others would perceive it before he said it. He was, basically, clumsy, when it came to talking to others. But Duo gave him the problem the worst.

‘It’s because I like him.’ He thought. ‘God, what a problem.’ He sneaked a glance over his shoulder.

Duo was pretending to be very interested in an article about the side effects of DNA-manipulated produce.

‘He’s a nice guy. I’m TRYING to be friendly. But I could try harder.’ Heero looked up and tried to think of something to say and a way to say it that didn’t make him sound like too much of a bastard. "So when did you get the paper?"

"Oh, I went for a walk this morning. I woke up early, and I was kinda curious about the news, so I went to the town and got it."

"The town." Heero repeated.

The town was a gas station, a grocery store and a handful of local businesses. Not even on the map. Which was why they were there.

He paused again before clearing his throat. "Anything in said news?"

"...No." Duo sounded just as disappointed as Heero felt at that.

‘Neither of us wants to be sitting here. Well, that’s comforting.’ "Hn." He opened the fridge and took out some lettuce, breaking it up and throwing it onto a plate with a little dressing, grabbing some chopsticks and sitting at the table across from Duo.

Duo glanced at him before returning his eyes to the paper and keeping them there.

Heero swore Duo was just reading the same line over and over. ‘Something’s on his mind. Can’t be good.’ He ate his salad as quickly as possible and stood and washed the dish before jogging up the stairs to his room. Once there, he stretched his back a little and sat down at his desk to type a report to Dr. J.

Firing up his composer program, he sighed. ‘Typing a report is senseless if there’s nothing TO report.’

Even so, he sent a short encrypted message stating that he was fine and awaiting orders.

Duo would probably send a similar message to Professor G, later on the house computer.

Closing his computer to set the password, he bent to pick up his sneakers and his eyes caught sight of a feather under the bed. Picking up his shoes in one hand, he walked over and removed the feather from the carpet. Frowning at it, he carried it to the bathroom and threw it into the empty trash bin. ‘I’ll burn it later.’ Returning to the bed, he quickly put on his sneakers and headed out, jogging down the stairs.

Duo turned to see him from where he was looking out the window. When he noticed that Heero was heading for the door, he spoke.

"Where ya goin’?"

"Market. We’re out of coffee."

"You don’t drink coffee."

"No, but you do and yesterday you only had a day’s worth left. You made some this morning, therefore, there is none left. I also want to buy some other things."

"Oh." Duo grinned. "Thanks. Hey, let me go with you."

"No." Heero said sternly as he opened the door then froze. ‘Shit.’ He looked behind him at the other pilot.

Duo looked hurt, watching Heero with wide eyes, a small frown on his brow.

‘What do I say?!’ "We might get word that we have a mission while we are out. It would be better if one of us was here just in case." ‘Bravo.’

"Well, we won’t be gone for long, right? And besides, we haven’t heard anything in a week. I’m sure nothing will happen in the next hour. And this way we each only have to carry half the bags." He said cheerfully.

Heero closed his eyes and stepped out. "Hn."

"Cool!" Duo closed the door and strode up next to him. "So I’m cooking dinner tonight. What do you want?"

Heero just shrugged and walked a little faster.

"Wait! It really doesn’t matter to me what I cook, as long as it’s not too complicated. I can’t cook anything too complex without burning it but if it’s simple I should be okay, so anything you_"

"I don’t CARE!" Heero responded agitatedly, annoyed by the other pilot’s babble, his left eyebrow twitching slightly.

Duo stopped walking and Heero did the same after a few paces and sighed, closing his eyes and not turning to face his companion.

"I didn’t mean to snap at you. …You talk too much. …I meant that anything you cook is fine."

"...Oh..." Duo said softly. "Okay. I guess I’ll just decide when we get there and see what they have."

"Whatever." Heero started walking again and Duo followed-suit, catching up to his side. ‘This is going to be an exceptionally tense walk, I can already tell. At least there aren’t any birds around. That’s something, right?’ He breathed in the fresh Earth air and peeked an eye open to look over at Duo.

The braided boy had his hands behind his head, which was leaned back, and he was smiling as he basked in the real sunlight.

Heero smiled slightly to himself but immediately dropped it and closed his eye when Duo was about to grin at him.

Duo made a soft sigh and Heero felt bad for a second before crushing the emotion.

Stuffing his hands in his pockets, Heero ignored everything but the sound of the grass under their feet.

* * *

Duo placed a carton of milk in his basket and glanced over at Heero as he examined a few peaches before tossing them into a bag and placing them into his own basket. Duo walked over to the meats and tried to decide what would be a good choice for that night. His hand drifted towards the chicken to check the date.

"No."

He startled and looked over at Heero who was placing a loaf of bread in his basket. "Huh?"

"No. I don’t eat chicken."

Duo blinked. "Oh. Okay. What about beef then?"

Heero shrugged and walked off to the front of the store. "Whatever."

Duo watched him go for a few seconds before shaking himself out of his thoughts and shoving a package of beef into his basket. He hurried to catch up to Heero who had reached the only checker.

They both paid for their items and bagged them and headed out. They walked in silence for some painfully long moments before Duo spoke.

"So you don’t eat chicken?"

"Iye." Heero didn’t so much as blink.

"Why not? I mean, I’ve heard of some strange diets people keep, but the no-chicken diet is a new one on me."

"I don’t like it." He said flatly.

"Well, I guess that makes more sense. I thought that it was like how some people don’t eat red meat."

"Iye."

Duo sighed. "You sure have a knack for making your sentences as short as possible.

"Hn."

"Was that a joke?"

Heero stopped walking before turning intense blue eyes on Duo, making eye contact with him for the first time since they had been in the store. "Everyone depends too much on the spoken word. Which I find strange. Humans could have just as easily evolved using hand signals to communicate. But instead, they chose the spoken word and everyone depends on it so much that even those who cannot hear the spoken word have to learn to SEE it.

However, the spoken word has its downfalls. Speech is slow and clumsy. One can try to say one thing and end up saying something completely different. So why does everyone use it?" He waited for Duo to answer.

The braided pilot was far too stunned by the speech to answer so he merely shrugged.

Heero nodded and smirked just slightly. "Good answer." He began walking again.

Duo watched him go with wide eyes. ‘That’s the most I’ve ever heard him say all at once. Ironically, all that talk was about how he hates to talk. Strange guy.’ He jogged to catch up and when he did he looked over at Heero who, naturally, acted like Duo wasn’t there. "Why do I get this really annoying feeling that there’s more to you than meets the eye?"

"Because you’re not as dumb as you seem." Heero replied and Duo glared at him, though Heero didn’t see it as he wasn’t looking at him.

"I’m going to blame that remark on the clumsiness of speech you were just talking about and leave it at that."

"Go ahead."

Duo blew a puff of air up into his bangs and let himself become quiet. He then smirked slightly as he realized that that could mean two things. That Heero didn’t care if he blamed it on that because it had been an intentionally rude remark, or that he wanted him to blame it on that because it had NOT been intended to sound that way. ‘What words he does use, he chooses well.’ Duo thought. ‘Except for the rudeness.’

They both walked in silence for a few moments until a gull flew down and landed on Heero’s shoulder.

Duo stopped and stared at it.

Heero stopped walking and closed his eyes as his hands fisted around the handles of his bags and his whole body shook with rage. His face slowly formed one of the most pissed-off expressions Duo had ever seen and something that sounded almost like a growl came from his throat. He spun to his side and swung the bags in the hand opposite the gull right at it. "Chikushoume!!! Kutabare!!!"

The bird took off and cleared Heero’s shoulder a split second before the bag would have hit it. It flew away, voicing its affront.

Duo stared at the pilot who was still shaking with rage but seeming to cool down slightly. "Wow. I couldn’t get a bird to do that if I tried for the rest of my life. Um… Heero, why do you hate birds so much?"

Heero was still shaking as he ground out his answer between his teeth. "Because they think that they can just fly away whenever they want."

Duo frowned slightly as he tried to make sense of that answer. "Because they have wings." He supplied.

Heero was silent and he began walking towards the safe house again, still looking very angry.

Duo followed him. ‘Definitely more than meets the eye.’

* * *

Chapter 3

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