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"Oral Exam "Written By: Seraphim Grace Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or its characters, they belong to Bandai etc. Rating: NC 17 Pairings: 1x2 Warnings: yaoi, lime, bad comedy. For Shenlong Deb because she was worried about
me and I wanted to say thank you.
"Oral Exam"
Heero clutched the pieces of paper closer to his chest. "But," he protested, "without mission parameters I will make a complete mess of this, surely you don’t want a mission failure." Duo shook his head, "it’s just sex, it’s not a mission." Heero looked like a lost puppy, "but I want it to be perfect for your first time." He said almost under his breath. Duo’s bottom lip quivered and he managed to negotiate himself from lying prostrate into a flying glomp around Heero’s midsection. "I love you so much." He enthused. Heero’s instinctive reaction was to flee, to attack the flying assailant that had just grabbed him, find himself a weapon and secure himself in the nearest safe area. However he could smell Duo’s hair and feel the heat of Duo’s skin on his skin and his instinctive reaction got ignored for his gut reaction, glomp back for all he was worth. Zechs had put a robe on by the time he phoned Treize. "I trust you received a call from the terrible twosome?" He asked, he was sipping tea having given up on going back to sleep. "You too?" Treize asked. "You’d think they’d figure out something so simple." "They just want to make it special for the other one." Zechs said, "it would be kind of sweet if it wasn’t so nauseating. I can’t believe they phoned us." "Think about it," Treize answered, "one’s the poster boy for teenage repression and the other’s a church orphan, I’m surprised they got as far as they did on their own." He smirked, "remember the first time you had sex. Was it perfect?" Zechs thought about it, "I ended up in the emergency room with concussion where I banged my head on the wooden arm of the chair." Treize smiled, "well you can certainly say you were stunned." Zechs groaned at the terrible joke. "They’re just trying too hard, everyone else figures it out once they let their hormones take control but both of them have repressed them for so long they’re not quite sure how to listen to them anymore." "So what did you tell him?" Zechs asked. "To be patient, to take his time, to enjoy what he was doing." He smirked as he ran off the list and then sniggered, "and the advantages of virgin oil (1)." Zechs went to laugh and then went very pale, "you did explain to him that there’s a difference between virgin oil and virgin olive oil." "He’s not stupid." Treize said, "I’m sure he’ll figure it out." He laughed to himself, "Did Une ever tell you about her first time, in the back of a van and the suspension broke." He laughed for a moment before he realised Zechs wasn’t laughing with him. "It is quite funny, she and her boyfriend were catapulted into the mud when the doors opened." "I’m sure it was," Zechs said, "it’s just the thought of Une having sex." "Come on, Milli," Treize said with a laugh, "she’s human too. She has human urges." "I think I’m going to be sick." Zechs said turning a particularly unflattering shade of sausage roll meat grey. "You can’t tell me that Une scares you." Treize said with a laugh. "She’s like a big kitten." "Who throws politicians out of planes without blinking an eye." Zechs finished for him. Treize decided to ignore him. "She could tell you some stories. She didn’t get to be head of Preventers by being a prude. Who do you think recommended the Butt bandit?" "The one that goes in the freezer?" Zechs asked. "Now I know I’m going to be sick." Treize’s grin was wicked, "just think, those two beautiful young boys are preparing to make love for the first time, to share the most beautiful experience that two boys can share. Those long lovely limbs stretching and pulling, pretty little Maxwell spread open wide, the sounds of them kissing and grunting and their skin peeling apart where it’s stuck together with sweat." "Umm Treize," Zechs said suddenly, "put it in the freezer, I’m on my way over." As he hung up Treize burst out laughing. "It never fails." Across town Heero and Duo had decided to go about their mission like the adults they were. They had laid the notes that Heero had made out on the bed and were discussing the merits of each one in a way that made Duo burst into fits of giggles every time Heero said the word anal. On the whole, however, Heero found this adorable, not that he would have admitted it in front of anyone who wasn’t Duo. "Hey, Ro," Duo said lifting one of the pieces of paper, on which was a long explanation and a handy diagram. Heero took note taking seriously. "I think I wanna try this one." Heero took the piece of paper and looked at, "are you sure?" He asked, he didn’t want to force Duo into anything he wasn’t ready for, because he loved him and he wanted it to be special. "Yeah," Duo said, "I wanna do this one. Lie back." Heero looked at the diagram again, then swallowed, "Are you sure you want to do that one?" he looked at Duo, "not have it done." "No," Duo said brightly, "I want to suck you off." Heero thought about it, he thought of Duo’s mouth on his cock, Duo liked the word cock so Heero liked it too, more importantly his cock liked it. He thought about Duo’s mouth on his cock again, and again. He really liked that idea, and his cock liked it more than he did. So he answered with his usual eloquence, "sngrjk." Duo’s pink tongue licked his lips and his eyes were dark with hunger as he pushed Heero back on the bed. Heero found his voice long enough to manage to stammer, "astfgl." When they had used the phone Heero had pulled on a pair of sleep shorts, something he didn’t normally bother with, and carefully peeled them back and Heero’s head fell back against the pillows at the feel of Duo’s balmy breath on his most private parts. He didn’t feel in any way self conscious at Duo’s determined stare, in fact he felt rather needy and wondered if it was considered rude to lift his hips, and then he wondered if he did would he poke Duo’s eye out. That thought wouldn’t go away then, he imagined sitting in the ER with Duo and having to explain to the sea of doctors that he’d poked his eye out with his cock. His cock didn’t like that idea as much as it had liked the idea of Duo’s mouth on it and decided it might be worthwhile to perform a strategic retreat. "Don’t you want me to do this?" Duo asked sitting back on his heels at the sight of Heero’s dwindling erection. "Yes, I mean no, I mean." He balled his fists and put them over his eyes, "Nunubididoo." Duo sniggered and the sound of it and the heat of it washed over Heero’s cock who decided the coast was clear and came back out to play. Duo lowered his mouth then burst out laughing. "I’m sorry," he managed, "I can’t help it. This whole thing feels so ridiculous." Heero wanted to explain that this really wasn’t a good time to be feeling nervous with Duo’s laughter playing merry havoc on his nerve endings but instead it came out "Nuh mur nuh murh ni nong nurl." This just caused Duo to laugh even harder. Then he raised his head and took a deep breath, swallowing the few giggles that escaped and lowered his mouth to Heero’s impatient erection. "Oh," Heero said quite surprised, "ooh," Duo’s mouth was hot and wet and soft and good, "ah," Duo’s soft hot wet mouth was moving and was really good, "aarrgghh." He pushed Duo away. "Teeth, Teeth." He stammered. Duo sat back on his heels and wiped the corner of his mouth, "sorry, I’ve never done this before." He swept his hair back with both hands, then licked his lips, obviously incredibly nervous. "Before you used your teeth it felt really good." Heero said, reaching out to cup Duo’s cheek affectionately. "Really good." He sat up slightly, "in fact I wouldn’t hold it against you if you wanted to try again." He looked at Duo’s soft wet hot mouth, "and again." He was captivated by the sense memory of Duo’s soft hot wet mouth on him, "in fact I’m quite prepared to let you try until we get the hang of it." Duo leant over his straining erection, the end of his braid falling against Heero’s thighs and his breath parting the curls at the base of his erection, "found your tongue I see," he murmured, "how about I find mine." He ran the very tip of his tongue up Heero’s shaft like it was a popsicle. "Guhnangy nurgle." Heero gasped, Duo chuckled again, then being very wary of his teeth lowered the top of his mouth over Heero’s cock and began to suck. "Ah," Heero mumbled, seeing that Heero was enjoying it Duo strengthened the suction "aaaah," sucking as hard as he could Duo began to bob his head. "Aaaarrrrggghhhh!!" Heero said pushing him away. "There’s one place I don’t want a hickey." Duo sat back on his heels again, "I’m rubbish at this, aren’t I?" Heero sat up, pulling Duo into his arms, "I doubt I’d be any better, we can’t all be perfect the first time. I’m sure everyone has stories like this that they tell each other when they’re old to remember and laugh." "You’re just saying that to make me feel better." Duo mumbled. "We’re just a little over excited. I really want you to try again." Heero said, nudging Duo’s hip with his erection. "I really want it." Duo looked at him a little warily, "you just want to come in my mouth." He said. Heero thought about that, the image of coming in Duo’s soft hot wet mouth, of Duo taking the proof of his passion into his own body willingly, swallowing it and it becoming part of Duo. He thought of the jerking of orgasm against those plump lips, and managed to stammer "Gedurble-diggle." "You said it, Ro," Duo said pushing him back down. Heero knew he was close, his cock knew it too and hoped that there would be no more delays in the launch sequence because the shuttle was on the runway, the astronauts were in place and the countdown was well underway. With a sigh that washed over every nerve ending Heero owned, and more than a few he hadn’t been aware of previously, Duo returned his soft hot wet mouth to Heero’s cock. Heero saw the hungry darkness return to Duo’s eyes as he started lapping at the head, and Heero could see it all. He swallowed, then Duo swallowed and launch went from sequence initiated to blast off in a rush. Duo sat back coughing, taking swallowing breaths with his nose trying to stop himself choking. "I’m sorry," Heero managed, "I couldn’t help it." "Ugh," Duo said sticking out his tongue, "that tastes worse than Zechs said, ugh. Oh I have to brush my teeth." He swung his legs out of the bed, "ugh," Heero looked slightly crestfallen. "Don’t worry," Duo said looking over his shoulder with a grin as he went into the bathroom, "Zechs warned me it would be nasty, he said the quickest way to get it out of my mouth was to swallow." Heero’s erection which had at that point been happily acknowledging mission successful heard those words and felt a few sparks of returning lust. He thought for a minute about what Treize had told him, and the feel of Duo’s soft hot wet mouth on him, and the fact that Duo had swallowed. He thought it only fair to return the favour. ~ * ~ Author’s Note: (1) Virgin oil contains a numbing
agent. Virgin olive oil doesn’t.
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