"Duo, The Well Hung Pilot"

Written By: ShenLong

Disclaimer: I don’t own Gundam Wing or the characters, they belong to Bandai, Sotsu and associated parties. I don’t own the Christmas carol; “Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer” either, I’ve just borrowed the tune and put my own lyrics to it for this fic. Written for pleasure not profit.

Rating: NC 17

Pairing: 2x1

Warnings: Butchering of a Christmas carol, lemonade, yaoi.

Summary: Yup, it’s that time of year again and this year it’s the turn of Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer to be transformed. This is intended to be a bit of fun and taken lightly. Please, do not be offended by my version of the Carol.

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"Duo, The Well Hung Pilot"

December. 2011 ShenLong

To the tune of ‘Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer’...

Duo, the 02 pilot,
Happened to be very well endowed.
And if you saw him naked,
You would see why he was so proud.

Three of the other pilots,
Called Duo's cock many different names.
They wouldn't let poor Duo,
Join in any of their bedroom games.

Then one quiet Christmas eve,
Heero asked Duo if he could play.
Grabbing Duo's cock from under his thong,
He asked: “Won't you screw me all night long?”

Happy to oblige, Duo screwed him,
Several times all through the night.
With a lover so intense as Duo,
No wonder Heero won't let him out of his sight!

~Owari~

Merry Christmas Everyone!

AN: Just for interest sake: The famous Christmas song Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer started life as a poem created by an American advertising executive called Robert May. He was requested to produce a poem that could be given away to children by the Santa Claus employed by Department Stores at Christmas! Working as an Advertising Executive Robert May had a natural flair with words and was able to compose the Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer poem which was specifically designed to appeal to children. This marketing ploy was a massive success and approximately 2.5 million Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer poems were given away in the first year of its publication! In 1949 the singer Gene Autry recorded a musical version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer composed by Johnny Marks.

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