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" Friendly Assistance "Written By: ShenLong Disclaimer: I don't own the G Boys, I just borrow
them to play with and return them a whole lot happier. Rating: PG 13 Warnings: Fluff, innuendo, PWP Pairings: 1+2, 3+4 Notes: This is my first attempt at writing GW
humor so please be gentle. ^_^ Author: ShenLong Archive: www.dragonball-diaries.150m.com anyone
else just ask. :) "Friendly Assistance" January. 2003 ShenLong "Are you sure you don't mind?" "S'okay Quat, no problem. I'm happy to help you out." "I feel really stupid. I mean....." "Really Quat, I don't mind in the least." "But everyone else seems to know how to do it, why can't I?" "Look Quatre, it comes more naturally to some as opposed to others." *sigh* "Well I have tried to do it several times but I just can't seem to get it to work properly. I don't know what it is that I'm doing wrong..." "Maybe you're just not holding it right. How about you show me just how you are holding it and what exactly you're doing with it and we can work from there?" "Okay Duo." "Ahhhh... Now there's part of your problem right there." "Huh?" "You're holding it all wrong. Here try holding it like this. See?" "Uh.. huh" "Quat, you don't need to grab it in your fist like that. You'll strangle it. Try curling your fingers and thumb lightly around it, like so.... There, it gives you a much better feel. Also you can move it more freely. Now you try it." "Ahh... yes. That feels much better. I see what you mean about the sensitivity." "You can aim it better too when you haven't got it in such a death grip." *Giggle* "That's so much easier. Thanks Duo." "No problem man. Now show me how you're gonna pump it." "Ummm... I'm not really sure how to." "Ohh come on, you're kidding me! Surely you've pumped it before Quat?" "Errrr...." *Smacks forehead* "Geeze... I don't believe it. All this time playing around with it and you haven't pumped it? Struth man you're missing out on the whole point of having the damn thing!" *Blushing* "Well show me how then." "Come here. Right. Now watch me. You hold the base like this..." "Okay." "... now take your fingers and wrap them around the shaft like so...." "Got you." ".... then grasp firmly.... Not too tight Quatre, sheesh man you don't want to throttle it. No! No! No! You need to be a little firmer than that or your hand's gonna slip off when you start to move it. That's better." "Ahh, I get it. Too gentle and I slip off, too hard and I can't pump it properly." "Now you're getting it buddy." "Umm Duo?' "Yes?" "Why do I have to pump it?" *Sigh* "You really are a natural blonde aren't you Q?" *Huffs* "What's that supposed to mean?" "Never mind. Here, feel how heavy and full that is?" "Yeah?" "Well in order for that to come out of here you need to pump it to build up the pressure. Once the pressure reaches a certain point you give a couple more strokes along with a squeeze and voila.... it shoots out of that small hole there and the pressure on this part here is released." "Ahh.... I think I understand now." "Good. Wanna give it a try?" "Ummm... okay. So I just pump the shaft..." "Yep, that's it Quat. Good wrist action you got there." "Thanks." "My pleasure." "Ohh... I can feel the pressure building." "Good." "Ngggg.... It's getting harder and harder to pump." "That means you're nearly there." "So now I start to squeeze?" "Sure man. Whenever you're ready just squeeze and let it all go." "Okay." "Shit Q! Watch where you're aiming that thing." "Ummm... Sorry." "Look, use your other hand on the base to direct where you're gonna shoot your load." *Blushing* "Can I try it again?" "Sure Quat, might take a couple of minutes to get ready again, but yeah, go for it." "I wish I was as good at it as you are." "Yeah well I've had a little more practice than you." "So how long have you been doing it for then?" "Umm... a few years now." "What does Heero think?" "At first he wasn't too happy, especially when I made sure to aim it at him, I don't think he liked all the wet spots, but now he joins in. We do it a lot together, it's a great way to relive the stress and not to mention its more fun when there's two of you." Heero walked quietly along the path and then paused as he heard familiar voices. "Do you think Trowa would join me in playing with it?" Heero stopped and cocked an eyebrow. "I'm sure he would if you asked him Quat. Now, you ready to try again? This time check where you're aiming before you release." Heero froze. "Okay. So I grasp firmly..." "Good." "....pump steadily to build up the pressure..." "That's it Q, get a good rhythm going." Heero swallowed... hard. "Now squeeze... Nnnn... and..... Release.... Ohh..." "Perfect! Now you got it." Heero couldn't contain himself any longer. He pushed forward and parted the bushes that concealed the voices of his two comrades. A look of surprise flashed across two faces as a blonde and chestnut head turned to stare at him. "Duo.. Quatre... What the hell is going on?" "Umm... Hi Heero. Quatre here just asked me to help him out with this new water pistol he got." Quatre banished the water pistol in the air and grinned. "I couldn't get it to work properly so Duo was showing me how you have to pump it first to build up the pressure and then aim and squeeze." Heero stared and shook his head. Duo sniggered. "Thought you had a little competition did ya koi?" Blushing furiously Heero offered a glare by way of response. "Now that Quatre has got the art of it we can all play together Hee-chan." Duo gave Heero a wink. Muttering under his breath Heero walked away, the sounds of Duo's laughter ringing in his ears. ~ Owari! ~ |
