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"Dear Sally"Written By: Ryouga Disclaimer:I do not own the Gundam boys or any
other character from the series Warnings:There will be Lemon and Nc17(trust me
^_~ ) Pairings: 1+2,1x1, 2x2, 2+H, 1+R, 3x4, 5xS, 6xN,
HxR ,1x2x1(and more ) Rating:NC17 occassional fluff Author:Ryouga Dear Sally
Chapter 5 Heero clambered off the God of Death as fast as he could. His face had turned bright red with absolute embarrassment. Duo pulled his trousers back up and got to his feet, a triumphant look on his face and a grin almost as wide as the Grand Canyon Heero noticed as he sheepishly went and got the report from the lamp table to their left. That damn Duo had managed to get the better of him without even trying this time. "Errr, Wu Fei, I, errrr that is we were just..." The perfect soldier searched for something to say but couldn't seem to find the words he needed to explain efficiently enough what had just transpired. "It's alright, Yuy! I don't think I want to go into the finer details, but, if you'd wanted alone time with Maxwell you could have let me know earlier and I would've arranged…" "Hey, now wait a minute!! I never, we didn't! Errrr, I mean, I... You're reading this all wrong, Chang," the perfect soldier spluttered, struggling to keep a bigger blush off his face. Duo grinned..."I do believe I have a toilet to clean." He skipped towards the laundry area. "Oh and by the way…” he turned before he hit the hall way. “…Thanks for the great save, Wu Bear...." "Maxwell, I am *not* Wu bear!!!!" the Chinese boy huffed. "And if I have to tell you one more time I shall pin you down and finish your unfinished beauty treatment myself!!" Duo blew the Chinese boy a kiss as he exited the lounge, almost bouncing into the hall with a grin and a half on his face. Wu Fei shook his head. "The next time you allow him to consume that much sugar I think I will kill you myself," he half joked. Heero handed the boy the file. "Look, Wu Fei. Duo and I were just playing, you know, boy stuff. He's like a big kid and…" Wu Fei held his hand up. "Your love life is none of my business, Yuy." Heero blinked. "You've still got it all wrong. Duo is my friend. F...r...i...e...n...d..." "Yes I can spell!! I do not need a spelling lesson." Heero sighed. "Anyway…" he said dejectedly. "All you have to do is get that to Zechs and then that's it until we're called back to duty." "I appreciate you getting it done in such a swift manner. Thank you," the Chinese boy said gratefully. "Do you want a coffee or something before you go?" Heero offered. "No, thank you. I'm afraid I can't stay. I promised Sally that I would not be too long. This is the first time in almost a year that I will have been able to spend more than a few hours with her and she will have dinner on the table when I get home." "Maybe she could teach Duo a trick or two in that department." Wu Fei grinned. "Somehow I think our Duo Maxwell is beyond help." Heero laughed a little. "Yeah, way beyond help, but I guess we wouldn't have him any other way or he wouldn't be Duo." Wu Fei agreed. "True. I believe he is what some would call a breath of fresh air." Heero laughed again. "I guess you could say that." Wu Fei placed the report under his arm and smiled. "I have to go, Sally will be waiting. Thank you again for this, Heero." "Not a problem, Wu Fei. Say hi to Sally for us will you?" he requested of the Chinese boy as they headed toward the front door. "I will relay your message as soon as I see her and I'll call you in a few days to let you know when Zechs receives this report." He opened the front door. "Good luck with your room mate," he added with a wink as he left the house, closing the front door behind him. Heero sighed some more, scratching his head as he headed back towards the kitchen to finish making dinner. ~*~ The phone rang just as Heero set the table. He was about to reach for the receiver when he stopped. "Hurry up, Maxwell. Pick it up if you're going to do it but don't stand there pulling faces at me because I reached the phone first. It makes you look like a bigger baka than you already are," he said with a straight face and a monotone voice walking back past the God of Death who had his fingers in his mouth stretching it, his tongue hanging out and his eyes crossed. Duo stood there puzzled as he reached for the receiver. 'How the heck does he do that?' he wondered, scratching his head in bewilderment. He picked up the receiver. "Earth central asylum for wayward God's of Death. How may I help you?' "Geeze, Duo, that's even stupider than the last one." Duo grinned. "And just what was wrong with 'Hi thanks for calling the Institute of Prostitution for Gundam pilots?' Heero cringed. *That* was pretty bad. "Duo, you're never gonna change are you?" the girl giggled on the other end. "Only my clothes once a day," he said with a smile. "Thanks for sharing, Duo. I'll make a note of it in my book of unimportant and useless information facts book." The Shinigami laughed and Heero strained his ears even harder trying to hear who the caller was. "So, Hilde my dear… " the God of Death said chivalrously. Heero's ears pricked up when he heard the name. "What can I do you for? " "I was wondering, I'm heading out clubbing around eight thirty, did you guys wanna come?" "Night clubbing hey? Lemme just check with the other *stiff* in the morgue; hang on a sec." Heero shot around when heard the word nightclub and glared at Duo. Heero hated nightclubs with a passion. He stood there shaking his head even before Duo had turned around to ask him. Duo held his hand over the talking end of the receiver and pulled a puzzled face at Heero. "What's wrong with you?" the violet-eyed boy inquired as he watched the blue-eyed boy continue to shake his head. "Oh I get it," the braided baka grinned as he turned his attention back to the receiver. "Yeah sure Hilde; and Heero said he'd love to go." Heero slumped back onto the kitchen cupboard and slid down to the floor " Hidoii." the Japanese boy sighed. It seemed that Duo had had the upper hand all day. "That's great!” Hilde said delightedly at the other end. "One condition though...." the Shinigami informed her. "Oh? And what's that, Duo?" Hilde replied with suspicious curiosity in her voice. "You have to be my dance partner for at least 4 dances; got that?" he said with a cheeky grin. " I'm sure I can manage that request, Duo." The girl laughed. Heero, still seated on the floor glaring at the other boy’s back, heard Hilde’s laughter. "Can you hurry up, Maxwell? Dinner is getting cold." " Yeah, yeah, alright; we're almost done," he shot back at the impatient perfect soldier. "So, where we meeting?" the boy inquired. "How about the Bean Clam bar and Karaoke club down on 13th Boulevard?" Duo nodded absentmindedly. "Yeah, sounds good to me, we'll see you there, k?" "Alright Duo, catch you guys then… Oh and say hi to Heero for me." "No sweat. Later." "Later.” *Click* Duo turned around with an overly happy smile on his face. "Ya know a guy could fall for a girl like her don't you think Heero?" the God of Death teased. A grunt was all he got back from the floor. He walked over and held out his hand to Heero. "You have to learn to swing a bit more, Yuy and tonight is the night you let loose my friend." Heero grunted more and grabbing the other boy's hand pulled himself up. "You can swing and let loose. I'll sit and watch you make an even bigger baka of yourself and when you get drunk, I'll drag your sorry ass home for you as usual." Duo sat down at the table. "I love it when you admit you care," he grinned. "I did nothing of the sort! Now shut up and eat, Maxwell!" the blue-eyed boy demanded. Duo grinned as a wide spread blush spread across the perfect soldier's face. It was so easy to tease the boy and too much fun not to. "So whadd'ya think of Hilde then, Heero?" Heero glared at him as he slowly chewed on some rice then swallowed. "Why are you asking me for?" "I was just wondering. You seem to like Relena a lot.... What about Hilde?" Heero continued to eat more rice glaring at the other boy with a look on his face that read, *Why the hell are you asking me these stupid questions for?* "Well??" The violet-eyed Shinigami pressed. "They're girls and girls can be annoying." Heero said avoiding the main question. Duo shook his head. "That's not what I asked, Heero," the boy said with a smirk. "I think you should have been a girl." Heero suddenly announced. Duo glared at him. "What? Why?" "Because you can be just as annoying if not worse," the perfect soldier replied calmly without the slightest change in his facial expression. "Answer the question, soldier boy." "There's nothing wrong with any of the girls we know, except for the fact that they can be annoying occasionally, but I put up with you and they are a lot cuter than you." Duo blinked. "O… k. You're talking about Relena
now aren't ya? 'Cause she is cute and you know it. Got a little crush
on her finally have we?" "That's no one's business," the Shinigami replied cheekily. "Then my answer is the same." Heero retaliated
with a blank expression. "Good. Now, for the second time, shut up and eat!" ~*~ Duo had to literally drag Heero into the nightclub.
The perfect soldier had voiced his protests all the way there in the
car and Duo had ignored every single one of them. "I should've hidden the keys to your car!" the blue-eyed boy complained. "Yeah, maybe you should've," the Shinigami grinned as they headed towards the crowded dance floor. “But, I still would have just hot wired the car and dragged you on here anyway." "That's probably the only reason I didn't bother trying to hide them," Heero admitted. Duo grinned. "I will teach you to loosen up, Yuy. It's inevitable, so stop fighting it and go with the flow because I'll do it even if it takes me the rest of my goddamned life!" the Shinigami smirked. Heero shrugged. "It's your life; waste it how ever you want," he replied complacently. "Good, then it's settled.” Duo finalized. Heero sighed as Duo dragged him towards a far corner and as the braided baka started to wave madly he heard Hilde's voice resound through the noise of the deafening music. "Hey guys, glad you could make it. Guess what? Some of the others are here too, I saw Quatre and Trowa over there some where on the dance floor," she said waving her hand in that general direction. "They're gonna join us when they've done with this dance. Oh and Relena stopped by just before I left home, so I dragged her along with me." Duo grinned, a big mischievous grin over his shoulder at Heero. "Great, it's almost like a double date. Right Heero? " Heero's eyes widened. Why did he always have to do that? *Sweat drop* "Eheh... errrr... yeah... almost," he begrudgingly replied. Duo sat himself down beside Hilde and gave her a hug. Heero glared daggers and looked around the room a little uncomfortably. "Hi, Heero. Hi Duo." Relena's voice broke through the noise. "Hey, Rels." Duo grinned. "Look, I brought you a present," he snickered nodding at Heero. The blonde-haired girl blushed and Heero did too. "Don't pay any attention to him, Relena, I think he had more sugar this morning than he admitted too and its affected his actual brain cells into believing they don't exist." Duo laughed. "Chill out, Heero, have fun, you're amongst friends now." He grinned at the girls. "What say we go order a round of drinks? My shout for the first round." "Sounds good to me!" Hilde agreed. "The table's reserved so no one else can take it." She grinned, waving around the reserved sign in her hand. "Ahh, a woman after my own heart." The Shinigami laughed. "Duo; you are such an idiot." Hilde said, thwapping him lightly on the shoulder and grinning. Duo smiled and dragged Heero up from his seat. "Ah,
but I'm good at it and that's what counts," he said with a wink. "Don't encourage him!" Heero added. "He doesn't need any help!" Duo just smirked as they reached the bar and waited to be served. It didn't take too long before one of the bar attendants came over. "What'll it be?" the bar attendant asked. Duo glanced at the girls first. "Just a lemon soda for me for now thanks." Relena smiled. Hilde leaned forward a little. "And I'll have an orange and vodka and hold the ice thanks. " He turned to look at Heero. "And what do you want?" Heero was miles away. He was looking around the crowded club and wishing that he was in front of his nice, safe lap top at home, surrounded by nothing but the walls of his room; and quiet. "Hey, soldier boy." Duo said tapping him on the top of his head with his knuckles gently. "What?" Heero asked, a puzzled and slightly annoyed look on his face. "What do you want to drink then?" Heero shrugged. "I have no idea what they serve here so just order for me," the perfect soldier replied. Duo's face lit up almost like a Christmas tree on Christmas Eve. "You want me to order? Ok then." He smiled wickedly as he turned back to face the bar attendant and Heero stood there suddenly regretting his words. "I think we've made up our minds now.“ Duo informed the attendant. "I'll have one lemon soda and an orange and vodka.... and I'll have a cock sucking cowboy [1] for myself, and a slow comfortable screw up against the wall [1] for my inhibited friend here," he said pointing at Heero who was standing back from the bar, face a little pale, except for the prominent shade of crimson that now flushed across his cheeks. He'd crossed his legs, shifting uncomfortably looking about the place for somewhere to hide. "Oh and we'll both have a couple of multiple orgasms [1] to follow," he added with a sly wink at Heero. The girls giggled, amused by the whole scenario. Heero crossed his legs tighter and swallowed. "Hey guys." Quatre smiled as he and Trowa came up behind them. "How's things? Errr... Heero; *why* are you standing there with your legs crossed? If you need to use the bathroom it's just over there." Heero's face couldn't have turned any more contrasted shades of red than it already had. "What do you want to drink, Quatre?" the Shinigami boy asked. " Just the usual, Duo," the boy said with a wink. "Trowa?" "Same, thanks" "I'll have a couple of Screaming Orgasms as well thanks. [1]" he added them to the order. "Don't you two get enough of those at home?" Duo grinned wickedly at them. "Every night." The taller boy winked. Heero slowly moved back. Were they all out to set him on edge? Surely the whole thing was a joke to get him to try and lighten up. Surely they weren't really drinks were they??? "Not a problem, one lemon soda, a vodka and orange, two screaming orgasm, two multiple orgasms, a cock sucking cowboy and one slow comfortable screw up against the wall coming right up." Jeeeeesus did he have to say coming. The others watched as Heero suddenly dashed in the direction of the bathroom. "He must have needed to go pretty badly the way he took off then." Quatre innocently spoke. Duo, the girls and Trowa just laughed. "I think he just needed to readjust something." Trowa grinned at Duo. "I'm sure he'll be back when he's done, no doubt." You know guys...." Duo began with a grin. "I think tonight is gonna be one heck of a night." He leant back on the bar awaiting Heero's return. TBC... Authors note: [1] Yes people they are real names of
drinks *snickers* At least here in Western Australia they are ^__~ ~ * ~ |
