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" It's All True"Written By: Presser Pairings : 1x2 Disclaimer : Gundam Wing characters aren't mine Rating : NC 17 Warnings : Language and sex acts referenced and
described
"It's All True"
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard it all, /you've/ heard it all: angsty teenage pilots, trained from birth to be killers. Sounds sooo realistic, don't it? I mean, it happens every day, right? 'Specially in /your/ neighborhood. And! Guess what else? ('Cause you /know/ there's gotta be something else, right?) These boys (they're /all/ boys, of course!) are all gay. Like that's realistic! And! They're all in love with each other. Or all hyper-sexed and mad with desire for each other. In every possible combination and permutation. Right. This is /such/ a cheery picture. And! Get this, Heero! They say -- they actually /say/ this!
-- they say that the romantic sappy drool that they write is really
what these boys would say if they weren't only two-dee. I mean, which
/is/ it? Are they hopelessly lost in an idealistic, dreamy, impractical
passionate, amorous, starry-eyed love affair? Or are they oversexed,
gonad-driven, horny-beyond-belief teenaged boys with inextinguishable
cocks the size of rolling pins? 'Cause they can't be both, can they?
I mean, the two types don't even exist in the pure form. It's even
less likely that the two would be combined in five Right? Oh, and there's the part about how the unending screwing is perfectly fine. I mean, screwing everybody in the group doesn't get in the way of their "one true love" -- which is /always/ a different pairing for each author on this list. In-fucking-credible! Yaoi fanfiction. In-fucking-credible. Really. And you know what else, Heero? There's -- //Duo was silenced by a deep-throated kiss. He melted into Heero's arms as Heero slid his well-lubed cock into his lover's ass. They fucked like badgers until the sun came up, and proclaimed undying love to each other before and after all of the orgasms that came regularly, every fifteen minutes, and always at exactly the same moment.// * * * [As the sun came up the next morning] Heero? Everything I said? Yeah, it's all true, y'know? It's all true. Owari |
