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"Fly on the Wall"Written By: Honor Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, funny that. Rating: PG Warnings: humor Pairings: none Summary: Hiya~! Laekin once wrote a Fly on the Wall thingy for the Companions of Fate Arc. I found it hilarious, and have re-read it a few dozen times whenever I was bored, tired but didn’t want to go to sleep, had a few minutes to kill, etc. Since I derived so much enjoyment from it, I rather thought I should do something similar to this story. So…here we go. Enjoy! Just so you know…what makes this really funny is that this is based on things that really happened around my house. Somewhat scary, ne?
" Fly on the Wall"
“What does it look like I’m eating?” “Green beans and a knife.” “WHAT?!” “Well, that’s all I can see from this angle!” + (All five boys are sitting around a card table in the living room, playing a round of Strip Dai-hin-min. Duo has no shirt or socks, hair loose; Trowa and Wufei are down to boxers; Quatre has a t-shirt and boxers, and Heero has pants and one sock.) “Counter-revolution!” *groans all around the table* “Q-man, you suck!” “Bite me, Duo. And lose the sweatpants.” “Fine, fine. But I’ll get you out of that shirt next round, pal.” “Heero, the other sock please. And guys…say goodbye to your boxers!” [five minutes later] *door opens* “HEY GUYS! I’M HOME! Meiran, Iria, just take your coats off and lay them on that chair, okay?” “Oh *shit*!” + “Um…Duo?” “What?” “Are you sure it’s a good idea to clean that gun in the house?” “Sure, it’s not loaded. See—” *BAM* “…oops.” “Duo…that was my vacuum cleaner.” “Ehehehehe…” + “Has anyone seen Tricksy?” “No.” “Hm. Haven’t seen her all day. I better look.” (two hours later) “Wait…I thought I heard her.” “Where?” “The kitchen.” *go into kitchen, following plaintive mewling* “Tricks…how the hell did you get into the silverware drawer?” + “Where’s the remote?” “You had it last, Quatre.” “Yeah, yeah.” (three hours later) “Uh…guys?” “You find it Jamie?” “Look.” “…” “Why’s the remote in the freezer?” + “Duo?” “Uh…yeah?” “What’s all this wire and metal on the table?” “Well…it was the toaster.” “Ah. You wanted to see how it worked, I take it.” “Er…” “Well, now that you know, put it back together.” “…I already tried.” “…” “Why don’t I go buy a new one?” “Yes, why don’t you?” + “Heero?” “Yeah?” “Is there any particular reason why there is smoke billowing out of my garage?” “…did you know that ammonia and battery acid can create smoke?” *groan* “No, I didn’t.” *silence* “How long is this going to last?” “Ah, it was a lot of ammonia…” “Oh boy.” + “QUATRE!! TURN THE STOVE OFF!!!” “I DID! It won’t go out!!” “WHERE’S THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER?!” “SOMEBODY CALL 911!” “I told you that teaching Quatre to cook was a bad idea.” “…” + *Quatre and Jamie are in the study, papers spread out around them and three computers running.* “—you’re right, he wouldn’t do that because of the past reaction of—” “—see? So really you should do it the other way!” “But what about that one—” “Oh shoot, forgot about that. Oooh! Wait, just twist it so that—” “—yeah! That makes SO much more sense! Where’s the—” “—other side, under the—no, left. Right.” “Trowa…what are they talking about?” “I have no idea.” ~*~*~ Hope you guys enjoyed! This won’t be the last of this particular world—maybe. I do have a sidestory planned, but it might or might not happen. It depends on how much feedback I get for Fire. (hint hint hint)
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